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    1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Aug 2019
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      Today's extremely spicy take is that endangered species protection is a very expensive national vanity project

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    2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Aug 2019
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      If there've been very few of you around for a very long time and the environment isn't collapsing around you, if anything you've provided a lotta evidence that you ain't no keystone species

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    3. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Aug 2019
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      I'm not suggesting that we pull all resources and regulations intended to slow the inevitable decline of reject species I'm not insane I'm suggesting that we pool our resources globally and go all-in on the Okapi, which is objectively the best onepic.twitter.com/dooKhPz7V3

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    4. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Aug 2019
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      I know, I know: the elephants! We don't have 'em. They're not a part of our national vanity project. This is the longhorn fairy shrimp, which lives in seasonal pools of water in rock indentations. It is endangered because "live in tiny seasonal pools" is a shitty life strategy.pic.twitter.com/CfPUbILJic

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    5. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Aug 2019
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      Nothing much eats the vernal pool fairy shrimp & it doesn't eat much of anything, either. It just sorta hangs out in the deceptively deep gross puddles that you accidentally ruin your shoes in. We've set aside 13,000 acres specifically for this shrimp. https://www.fws.gov/cno/es/images/Graphics/VPFS_5-yr%20review%20CNO%20FINAL%2027Sept07.pdf …

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    6. Steve Weis‏ @sweis 13 Aug 2019
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      This shrimp sounds awesome. The offspring embryos can survive in a dessicated state without water until there is a new puddle. That seems interesting and worth setting aside 20 square miles of rural California to save them.pic.twitter.com/Np3XFEDTYu

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      Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Aug 2019
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      They sure can: you can buy literally a million dried-yet-viable eggs of an extremely similar and much more ecologically successful species for ~$30 online.

      7:13 PM - 13 Aug 2019
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        1. Fairy Shrimp Association‏ @FairyShrimpFSA 13 Aug 2019
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          What makes someone ecologically successful? Asking for a friend

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        1. Paul Crowley‏ @ciphergoth 13 Aug 2019
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          Here's my compromise proposal: cryopreserve endangered species.

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        1. Steve Weis‏ @sweis 13 Aug 2019
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          I think those shrimp are sub-par compared to the majestic and nobel Vernal Pool Fairy Shrimp, which I learned existed literally 2 hours ago yet have formed strong opinions about.

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        2. Fairy Shrimp Association‏ @FairyShrimpFSA 13 Aug 2019
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          Do you want to come to our summit August 29? DM for details.

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