Today's extremely spicy take is that endangered species protection is a very expensive national vanity project
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If there've been very few of you around for a very long time and the environment isn't collapsing around you, if anything you've provided a lotta evidence that you ain't no keystone species
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I'm not suggesting that we pull all resources and regulations intended to slow the inevitable decline of reject species I'm not insane I'm suggesting that we pool our resources globally and go all-in on the Okapi, which is objectively the best onepic.twitter.com/dooKhPz7V3
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I know, I know: the elephants! We don't have 'em. They're not a part of our national vanity project. This is the longhorn fairy shrimp, which lives in seasonal pools of water in rock indentations. It is endangered because "live in tiny seasonal pools" is a shitty life strategy.pic.twitter.com/CfPUbILJic
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Nothing much eats the vernal pool fairy shrimp & it doesn't eat much of anything, either. It just sorta hangs out in the deceptively deep gross puddles that you accidentally ruin your shoes in. We've set aside 13,000 acres specifically for this shrimp. https://www.fws.gov/cno/es/images/Graphics/VPFS_5-yr%20review%20CNO%20FINAL%2027Sept07.pdf …
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Replying to @webdevMason
Taking no sides, but rather being eyes on the ground... I've walked past one of these conservation areas for 10 years as it occupies the space between our buildings. Doesn't seem like they do much, maybe remove accumulated litter every 6 months or so...
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The ditch that supposedly houses the Fairy Shrimp fills up in the winter for a few weeks of the year, and perhaps I find some comfort in thinking about the rare, thriving ecosystem hidden under the murky waters surface.
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I've seen quite a bit more wildlife thriving in the area over the years; coyotes, rabbits, hawks, snakes, lizards, as well as quite a bit of our native SoCal desert flora. All in a fairly urban, office-park setting...
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So all in all, while it's easy to joke about the purpose of the area, upon deeper introspection of being connected to this place in a small way, I can't think too poorly of it.
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If any if these conservation areas exist in urban areas in the state facing the nation's greatest housing crisis, that sure AF seems like something to think poorly of
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Replying to @webdevMason
I can't speak to others, so your comment might have merit in some situations, but this one would certainly just be more parking lot of it were not conserved. It's smallish and narrow.
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