Today's extremely spicy take is that endangered species protection is a very expensive national vanity project
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If there've been very few of you around for a very long time and the environment isn't collapsing around you, if anything you've provided a lotta evidence that you ain't no keystone species
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I'm not suggesting that we pull all resources and regulations intended to slow the inevitable decline of reject species I'm not insane I'm suggesting that we pool our resources globally and go all-in on the Okapi, which is objectively the best onepic.twitter.com/dooKhPz7V3
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I know, I know: the elephants! We don't have 'em. They're not a part of our national vanity project. This is the longhorn fairy shrimp, which lives in seasonal pools of water in rock indentations. It is endangered because "live in tiny seasonal pools" is a shitty life strategy.pic.twitter.com/CfPUbILJic
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Nothing much eats the vernal pool fairy shrimp & it doesn't eat much of anything, either. It just sorta hangs out in the deceptively deep gross puddles that you accidentally ruin your shoes in. We've set aside 13,000 acres specifically for this shrimp. https://www.fws.gov/cno/es/images/Graphics/VPFS_5-yr%20review%20CNO%20FINAL%2027Sept07.pdf …
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These are the recommendations from the 76-page conservation report on this shrimp linked above. I have no idea how much all of this would cost, but you'll hopefully forgive me for thinking that maybe we should just... notpic.twitter.com/Xy6D454Z68
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Replying to @webdevMason
When stuff like this is deployed as an excuse to delay or prevent important civilizational stuff (urban housing, telescopes, etc) from getting built, I tend to agree with you. When it's a matter of paying a bunch of biology postdocs to learn about...
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Replying to @Halikaarn1an @webdevMason
a particular ecology, it doesn't seem like that bad a use of money. Particularly if you believe that we're about to see the golden age of biology research, and a lot of biomechanical processes--some only used by a couple obscure species--can prove...
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Replying to @Halikaarn1an @webdevMason
...pragmatically useful for pharma, nanotech, genetic engineering. I think I'm OK with more of a 'record and take samples' approach rather than 'utopian preservation of entire ecosystem to detriment of civilization'...
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Replying to @Halikaarn1an @webdevMason
But the fact is that when it comes to biology, we're stumbling around in the dark and really don't know what might be useful in ten, let alone a hundred years. We shouldn't melt down nature's junkyard for scrap lest we lose interesting inventions.
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Approximately zero percent of this very expensive-looking set of recommendations seems to have anything to do with evaluating the species re: usefulness. Perhaps we shouldn't melt down "nature's junkyard," but perhaps we should also inquire about the annual rent.
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Replying to @webdevMason
Yeah, agreed. In broad senses I think ecological research is a lot less dumb than many other things we spend $ on, but there does need to be a sense of perspective.
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