If there've been very few of you around for a very long time and the environment isn't collapsing around you, if anything you've provided a lotta evidence that you ain't no keystone species
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Today's extremely spicy take is that endangered species protection is a very expensive national vanity project
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I'm not suggesting that we pull all resources and regulations intended to slow the inevitable decline of reject species I'm not insane I'm suggesting that we pool our resources globally and go all-in on the Okapi, which is objectively the best onepic.twitter.com/dooKhPz7V3
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I know, I know: the elephants! We don't have 'em. They're not a part of our national vanity project. This is the longhorn fairy shrimp, which lives in seasonal pools of water in rock indentations. It is endangered because "live in tiny seasonal pools" is a shitty life strategy.pic.twitter.com/CfPUbILJic
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Nothing much eats the vernal pool fairy shrimp & it doesn't eat much of anything, either. It just sorta hangs out in the deceptively deep gross puddles that you accidentally ruin your shoes in. We've set aside 13,000 acres specifically for this shrimp. https://www.fws.gov/cno/es/images/Graphics/VPFS_5-yr%20review%20CNO%20FINAL%2027Sept07.pdf …
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These are the recommendations from the 76-page conservation report on this shrimp linked above. I have no idea how much all of this would cost, but you'll hopefully forgive me for thinking that maybe we should just... notpic.twitter.com/Xy6D454Z68
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Yes, I too attended freshman-level philosophy courses
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pandas dieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Many people who support protecting endangered species are opposed to creating new species with gene splicing. Interesting.
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I've wondered about this with languages. If the death of Gaelic is a bad thing, shouldn't we invest in the creation of a language only for Mancunians, or Texans, or whatever?
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