Sharan and I have several friends we trust to fill this role for our hypothetical kids. There’s an Uncle Damien. You could be an Aunt Mason easily
Can't remember whether I've tweeted this before, but a free startup idea: Ring A Mom. Moms sign up with their teens, and if the kiddo ever gets in mom's-going-to-kill-me trouble, they get connected to a *different* local mom. 
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When I was a teen this was a service mostly served by church youth group leaders (read: parents of other kids at the church), as in: "If you're ever stuck at a party without a sober driver to get you home, call me for a ride, I'll keep it between you and me (and God)."
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(The offer was also good for other sorts of "I'm in a jam and need help to get out and don't want mom and dad to find out," but "I'm at a party and the person who gave me a ride started drinking" was apparently the most common use case.)
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Where were you 10-15 years ago? Could’ve used this...
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Sounds like a shared mindset of “it takes a village” to raise a child.
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Ever read “island” by aldous Huxley?
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Uber for emergency parenting.
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This was a lazy reply by me, but I was thinking of this:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ypsjtasKU …
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This is interesting… I want to play with the idea. Would you be willing to be a stakeholder for our students to interview?
@webdevMason
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