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    1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 31 Jul 2019
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      barely made it to motel check-in before some guy with a handlebar moustache and an open beer made a beeline for me & asked if I was "working" tonight dude, you just saw me pull up in a uHaul, exactly what sort of hooker do you think I am

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    2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 31 Jul 2019
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      I... I think I might be the only one at this fine establishment renting a room to sleep in it

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    3. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 31 Jul 2019
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      my dogs absolutely love it here, they're picking up smells they didn't know humans could make

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    4. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 31 Jul 2019
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      just took a long look at myself in the mirror, and uh after a week's worth of scratching at hives & a full day sitting in a truck under the California sun, I do look uncannily like someone who might do some things for crystal

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      Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 1 Aug 2019
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      me, opening door a crack: yes? maid: housekeeping? me, averting eyes: oh no no that's fine, we're fine, I'm fine housekeeping, suspicious: need towels, or..? me: nope nope all good thankssomuchbye *closes door* me, to the 4-inch worms in the bathroom: it's ok, she's gone nowpic.twitter.com/P5Ql7kWZR2

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        2. David Chapman‏ @Meaningness 1 Aug 2019
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          omg

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        3. David Chapman‏ @Meaningness 1 Aug 2019
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          I was going to ask if you were bringing them but figured it was none of my business; thank you for the update

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        1. Michael Terry‏ @michaelterryio 1 Aug 2019
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          You brought them with you?! I must not have been following this storyline closely enough

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        1. Andre Infante‏ @AndreTI 1 Aug 2019
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          Four inches? Man, those guys grow fast.

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        1. Nicholas Teague‏ @_NicT_ 1 Aug 2019
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          I’ve got an idea for next read for your book club.pic.twitter.com/gKjFS4Kxqy

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        1. Scott Sanderson‏ @San_person 1 Aug 2019
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          You brought a tree of worms on a road trip? I salute you.

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        1. The Simp Sons‏ @micky864 1 Aug 2019
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          At least they have plants in the bathroom

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        1. Bishop‏ @BishopFromArk 1 Aug 2019
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          Haha, you're too funny <3 What are you doing?

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          This is starting to feel like one of those stories where the worms are secretly brain parasites subconsciously controlling you.

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