barely made it to motel check-in before some guy with a handlebar moustache and an open beer made a beeline for me & asked if I was "working" tonight dude, you just saw me pull up in a uHaul, exactly what sort of hooker do you think I am
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I was going to ask if you were bringing them but figured it was none of my business; thank you for the update
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Four inches? Man, those guys grow fast.
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I’ve got an idea for next read for your book club.pic.twitter.com/gKjFS4Kxqy
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You brought a tree of worms on a road trip? I salute you.
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At least they have plants in the bathroom
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You brought them with you?! I must not have been following this storyline closely enough
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Haha, you're too funny <3 What are you doing?
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This is starting to feel like one of those stories where the worms are secretly brain parasites subconsciously controlling you.
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