barely made it to motel check-in before some guy with a handlebar moustache and an open beer made a beeline for me & asked if I was "working" tonight dude, you just saw me pull up in a uHaul, exactly what sort of hooker do you think I am
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me, opening door a crack: yes? maid: housekeeping? me, averting eyes: oh no no that's fine, we're fine, I'm fine housekeeping, suspicious: need towels, or..? me: nope nope all good thankssomuchbye *closes door* me, to the 4-inch worms in the bathroom: it's ok, she's gone nowpic.twitter.com/P5Ql7kWZR2
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Man, I was off twitter for most of a week for professional reasons and completely missed both the hives and you moving. Sorry to hear about the former, and good luck with the latter! Sad I missed you while you were in LA, but I have no doubt that’s my loss.
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Where are you moving to?
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