barely made it to motel check-in before some guy with a handlebar moustache and an open beer made a beeline for me & asked if I was "working" tonight dude, you just saw me pull up in a uHaul, exactly what sort of hooker do you think I am
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my mom (who is a lesbian and a very TMI type of person with poorly actualized boundaries) often makes what she calls the u haul lesbian joke about pulling up with a u haul on the first date. maybe that joke could be adapted in some way.
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