I... I think I might be the only one at this fine establishment renting a room to sleep in it
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barely made it to motel check-in before some guy with a handlebar moustache and an open beer made a beeline for me & asked if I was "working" tonight dude, you just saw me pull up in a uHaul, exactly what sort of hooker do you think I am
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my dogs absolutely love it here, they're picking up smells they didn't know humans could make
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just took a long look at myself in the mirror, and uh after a week's worth of scratching at hives & a full day sitting in a truck under the California sun, I do look uncannily like someone who might do some things for crystal
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me, opening door a crack: yes? maid: housekeeping? me, averting eyes: oh no no that's fine, we're fine, I'm fine housekeeping, suspicious: need towels, or..? me: nope nope all good thankssomuchbye *closes door* me, to the 4-inch worms in the bathroom: it's ok, she's gone nowpic.twitter.com/P5Ql7kWZR2
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Uh... brought your own props?
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Haha. Maybe he thought you were a Mini house enthusiast and were working your way across the country in your own tiny house
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Ha, probably you went to bad LA, otherwise it's nice. Welcome!
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Mobile hardcore dom services out of a uhaul would be one hell of a SNL skit.
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