Pro tip: nothing ruins a first date more effectively than getting trapped in small talk. If he asks you a question that's going nowhere, don't be afraid to pretend to mishear him and respond by shouting "THAT RECORD WAS SEALED!" Builds intimacy
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I once dated a woman who turned out to be a pile of rabbits.
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love like that can only grow exponentially!
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This is why I would show up in a ferret suit, to render me immune to this line of questioning. We may just be a pile of ferrets but we've only made it this far in life by learning quickly from our past mistakes.
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need to have this as a chapel movie nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dd_qiuWxPs …
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