Pro tip: nothing ruins a first date more effectively than getting trapped in small talk. If he asks you a question that's going nowhere, don't be afraid to pretend to mishear him and respond by shouting "THAT RECORD WAS SEALED!" Builds intimacy
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If you're looking for something serious, there's no point wasting time with someone who doesn't want the same things you do. So while it may feel uncomfortable or presumptuous, the right time to ask "are you a human male or thirty-six ferrets in a trenchcoat?" is immediately
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Keyword is "reciprocate". I've been dating a bit lately and sadly the "chase-after-me" princess culture is still going strong, what's more is that this one girl fancies herself a feminist, which is kind of contradictory in my understanding.
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That could backfire...or be great. Haha. He might call your bluff
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“Puppies? I’ve already scheduled an appointment with a fertility specialist!”
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