Pro tip: nothing ruins a first date more effectively than getting trapped in small talk. If he asks you a question that's going nowhere, don't be afraid to pretend to mishear him and respond by shouting "THAT RECORD WAS SEALED!" Builds intimacy
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If he's touching you often, that may be intentional. Pick-up artists suggest this as a means of getting things to move a little more quickly. Like him? Reciprocate! Lean in, tell him he's your new emergency contact and you think it's about time the two of you got a puppy
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If you're looking for something serious, there's no point wasting time with someone who doesn't want the same things you do. So while it may feel uncomfortable or presumptuous, the right time to ask "are you a human male or thirty-six ferrets in a trenchcoat?" is immediately
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Keep these coming, this is all very useful for someone getting back into dating and/or planning to ask you out. (More seriously: sounds like a disappointing night, sorry to hear it. If it helps I spent the evening reading up on zoning regulations so there's always a lower place)
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And now we have images of her zoning parts of her person/psyche and listing this in public record for dating purposes.
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