I don't think you're taking this nearly as seriously as your initial tweet suggested. If you're not willing to do some serious investigatory work to determine if and when coffee was offered, perhaps you should leave this to a journalist with some real chops.
NOT DINNER! Christ, where does it end? Better go deep on this one, Barrett. Was dessert served?
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