At some point kids stopped playing Oregon Trail and our collective immunity to an agrarian environmentalist nostalgia began to crack
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It's just a fact: we all have to lose several dozen pioneersfolk named after our dearest friends to dysentery in order to learn that nature wants us dead and it is simply never a good idea to caulk and float a fully-loaded wagon
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Also, the Banker's gonna flash some fat stacks but if he can't tend a sick ox he's gonna have to catch the next caravan
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But then we invented Westworld so now all good
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