Me, at a very fancy dinner party, just waiting for a lull in the conversation so I can talk about my numerous moth larvae
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Asking for a friend...is it ok to request a clean bill of health regarding ‘clothes moths’ before staying over...
— or prevention better than cure...perhaps arrive wearing cedar necklace & lavender scent & zero cashmere
Unfortunate misperception: giant silkmoths do not have mouths in their moth state & will not molest clothing. They seek only to breed via public multi-hour copulations
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I now have 2 challenges. A) Go super forensic...
I’m only hunting larvae now, moths are so last night! B) I’m so registering http://MothHub.com there’s gotta be a bunch of voyeurs out there who want to watch that level of public 
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Just like Burners!
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