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I hired a Muscle Beach lifter to lug these up to my walk-up. I've become accustomed to being flirted with during these kinds of interactions, but he seemed very keen to make this a quick job even after I explained that they're for caterpillars I ordered on the internet, you see
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My landlord: let's play a game where you guess how much of your deposit you're getting back and then I invariably respond with a throaty chuckle
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Opening scene of the new David Lynch movie....
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Makes me think of a Witness puzzle.
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