I am a big enough woman to admit that this has gotten out of handpic.twitter.com/F7CKvwbWbN
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I hired a Muscle Beach lifter to lug these up to my walk-up. I've become accustomed to being flirted with during these kinds of interactions, but he seemed very keen to make this a quick job even after I explained that they're for caterpillars I ordered on the internet, you see
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To be fair, this is the first image I get to wake up to each morning nowpic.twitter.com/Te8PDFEF7D
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My landlord: let's play a game where you guess how much of your deposit you're getting back and then I invariably respond with a throaty chuckle
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Did you tell him their names? “This one is Patrick”, “This one is Julia”, “I had another Patrick, but sadly he’s no longer with us.”
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“Miss Galef, what are you doing off of your leaf?!”
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Powerful testament to the background weirdness levels of Venice there. On both counts.
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That doesn't sound too scary :)
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