Cordially inviting @HeatherEHeying & @BretWeinstein to partake in this extremely 
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That’s it. I’m voting for you. Does your platform suggest that LARPing is a basic human right?
Heather, I can tell right away you're going to absolutely love my Basic Human Rights package. If you think Bernie knows how to cut a check, you're going to lose your goddamn mind. There are entitlements in there I did not know it was even legal to promise voters.
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A roomba for every room? Sending the man (or woman!) of your choice to the moon of your choice? Oh, I am *very* excited to hear about these entitlements of which you speak.
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Let's start with Amazon: it's too big. We've got to break it up. Here's what I'm asking — what noone else seems to have the courage to ask — why not fulfill every wishlist in America while we do it? That's my Moved To Cart Plan. And can I say: I *love* your thinking on the moon.
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