Desk person at state benefits office: "I'm sorry sir, a scan of the public record shows that your family goes to Olive Garden all the time like it's no big deal.
The only true litmus test for class in this country is how big a deal it is when the family goes to Olive Garden
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A scan of the Libra blockchain...
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I'm pretty sure that I've never been to Olive Garden
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I heard they always bring three breadsticks, even when it’s just two diners, kind of a litmus test for the relationship who gets the extra breadstick.
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I hear that if you put one of their breadsticks in a glass of hydrochloric acid it will turn blue
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Applebees 2 for 20.
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