Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️

my favorite is that they have to put warnings on all lumber (possibly all wood products?) that sawing them might create dusts that increase cancer risk

Just wait until they have the technology to label the sun.

Same girl

When I was growing up, we started seeing "known to cause cancer in California" printed on fishing lures. Naturally, I asked "What idiots are putting fishing lures in their mouths to hook themselves?" and my conclusion was "As long as you're not in Cali then you'll be ok"

I hear there's a great deal at the Chernobyl mutantion banya, just soak for a few in the spent fuel pool and come home with a cool, stochastically generated superpower!

As long as you don't lick things, you could probably spend a few weeks in Pripyat and not suffer any long term consequences from radiation

Prop 65 is a scourge on humanity

https://twitter.com/WitheringBlast/status/1135042066918940672 …

There's a parking garage in Santa Monica that will give you cancer jist by looking at it. By the time you've read the sign, you're already at risk. Oh, and it was worded in such a way that only Californians would be affected, so as a Michigander I got outta there tumor free.