A few Google searches reveals a whole wide world of people with Serious Concerns about their neighbors' lawns not looking nice enough. Or looking *too* nice. Both are apparently quite traumatic
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Enormous amount of dick measuring going on via suburban horticulture
Once had a neighbor call my landlord, who called my boyfriend's assistant, who called me, because our garbage cans had been placed within our neighbor's view. Along the side of our house, but not *far enough back* along the side. It was the saddest power trip I've ever witnessed
