Friggin' male tears, it's not our fault you're edible
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Someone take away the cutlery and A-1 sauce, STAT!
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Fair enough. From now on I'll ask women what their least favorite smell is so I can drench myself in it. That should do it.
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I'll die & be ingested if I'm not worthy... I have no issue with that.
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With fava beans and a nice Chianti
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