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    Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 6 Jun 2019
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    God, I wish I were born into the generation that decided to give LSD to dolphins and try to teach them to speak English

    8:40 AM - 6 Jun 2019
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      1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 6 Jun 2019
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        We're so lame. Just for once I want to suggest candy-flipping a dolphin to make it talk without being escorted to my car

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      2. David Holz‏ @DavidSHolz 6 Jun 2019
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        We probably have enough raw technology at this point to crack the Dolphin lanugage with unsupervised language translation and ubiquitous underwater surveillance of a underwater dolphin community. I keep trying to find friends to talk to about this...

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      3. Lama‏ @LamaAlRajih 6 Jun 2019
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        I'm having people over on Friday night that might oddly be interested in discussing this if you wanna come :)

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      1. Adrian Bowyer‏ @adrianbowyer 6 Jun 2019
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        I think it was a lot easier to take LSD oneself, whereupon all dolphins became able to speak English.

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      2. Anna Gát‏ @TheAnnaGat 6 Jun 2019
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        You can still give them molly and try to teach them Mandarin!

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      3. Kevin Gomez‏ @AgainstAvarice 6 Jun 2019
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        Shrooms & computer brain interface.

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      2. Ansgar Dietrichs‏ @adietrichs 6 Jun 2019
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        I just recently learned that we (sort of) taught apes sign language: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_ape_language …

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      3. Chris Croy‏ @ChrisCroy 6 Jun 2019
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        We just taught apes how to ask for bananas. https://www.nybooks.com/articles/1980/12/04/more-on-monkey-talk-1/ … The most damning critique I ever read (and can't find) was from a deaf grad student who said his idiot hearing colleagues interpreted every waggle of an ape's fingers as sign language.

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      2. Nick Arner‏ @nickarner 6 Jun 2019
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        This is your best ever tweet.

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      3. Craig Healy‏ @craigjhealy1 6 Jun 2019
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        Started following today after hearing Sam Harris speak highly of her awesomeness and then hearing her Q&A. I responded to her tweet that she's already earned my tomorrow follow with her tweet. Then I saw your response and my confirmation bias was tickled. Thank you.

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