We're so lame. Just for once I want to suggest candy-flipping a dolphin to make it talk without being escorted to my car
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God, I wish I were born into the generation that decided to give LSD to dolphins and try to teach them to speak English
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We probably have enough raw technology at this point to crack the Dolphin lanugage with unsupervised language translation and ubiquitous underwater surveillance of a underwater dolphin community. I keep trying to find friends to talk to about this...
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I'm having people over on Friday night that might oddly be interested in discussing this if you wanna come :)
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I think it was a lot easier to take LSD oneself, whereupon all dolphins became able to speak English.
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You can still give them molly and try to teach them Mandarin!
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Shrooms & computer brain interface.
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I just recently learned that we (sort of) taught apes sign language: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_ape_language …
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We just taught apes how to ask for bananas. https://www.nybooks.com/articles/1980/12/04/more-on-monkey-talk-1/ … The most damning critique I ever read (and can't find) was from a deaf grad student who said his idiot hearing colleagues interpreted every waggle of an ape's fingers as sign language.
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This is your best ever tweet.
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Started following today after hearing Sam Harris speak highly of her awesomeness and then hearing her Q&A. I responded to her tweet that she's already earned my tomorrow follow with her tweet. Then I saw your response and my confirmation bias was tickled. Thank you.
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