So the impulse decision that I made today was to order a very large number of giant silkworm moth larvae, because ??????
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I'm sure it will be fine
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The internet would not let me buy fluffy flappy children I would soon regret
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By the way, there's something beautifully tragic about these moths: they emerge from the cocoon without mandibles. From this point on, they cannot eat. Their *only* directive is to mate
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I'm not even sure what deep metaphor I think I'm looking at, here. Maybe I'm just filling my house with horny moths
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I've apparently identified with a type of cicada. Emerge once every seven years, hope for the best. Hasn't really worked out.
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Time to eat ravenously and then trade your mouth away for the insatiable desire to breed
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