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my sworn enemy: and again, you taste defeat! me: *eyes cloud, dust swirls* me: *casts the seer's bones* me: may for all your days your eyes fall to the floor beneath you, and may each time you find another screw, rivet, wooden peg or rubber seal critical to furniture unknown
If your sworn enemy is a parent, curse them to step on f***ing lego until the day they die
I used to dread finding mystery screws. Now that I have burber carpet it's the other way, I dread dropping screws. I could lose a sofa on this carpet.
May every pen you pocket lose it's top and leak. May your presence be remembered not with your personality, but rather the black and blue splotches of banality that mar your entire wardrobe.
This has been my struggle ever since I found that lamp and wished for infinite lego....worth it
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