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    1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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      If you wanna confine a bunch of chickens in tight quarters, you breed and/or drug for docility. It’s the humane thing to do when you’re keeping a dramatically denser population than evolved traits were meant to serve. Unrelated: what on earth is going on with testosterone levels?

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    2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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      You don’t have to entertain conspiracy theories, but if you don’t, (a) you’re unnecessarily boring & (b) you won’t enjoy the motivational benefits of having someone out to get you

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    3. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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      Guarantee you dudes would care about having the t levels of an 85-year-old man circa 1940 if it were the work of testicle-stealing aliens or whatevs. Conspiracies = agents. Agents make you care. As it stands your own emasculation isn’t good for much more than a middling Vox piece

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      Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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      Imagine if the only people who act like aliens are stealing everyone's balls are crazies who believe in ball-stealing aliens, & while the functional equivalent may actually be happening The Intellectuals would sooner hand over their own balls than miss an opportunity to be smug

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        1. Nicole Rosecrans‏ @NicoleRosecrans 20 Mar 2019
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          Came to twitter, found this. Plz be friends w me I’m in SF Friday and la rest of the weekend+

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        1. Paul Davies‏ @Belgarvm 20 Mar 2019
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          This is the start of a wildly drawn out confession of some kind, isn't it?

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        1. Jaanus Vogelberg‏ @hanzailar 20 Mar 2019
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          The typical midwit will read a pop sci article on contraceptives in waste water causing sex changes in sea fauna & snark at Alex Jones's "it turns the frogs gay" 5 min later with ZERO cognitive dissonance.

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        2. Informema‏ @informema 20 Mar 2019
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          The empirical chain that leads to generational loss of testosterone is testable. We can test whether, e.g., urbanization causes lower testosterone. Whether aliens or a god or a mad incel scientist are the ultimate cause doesn’t matter for the question, “How is this happening?"

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        3. Informema‏ @informema 20 Mar 2019
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          But you are well-illustrating the appeal of conspiracy theories, religion, and partisan politics.

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        1. Eric Jordan‏ @_eric_jordan_ 20 Mar 2019
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          For some reason I must respond to this tweet, yet I’m not sure why. And where did all of these balls I have come from? And what is Mason smoking?

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        2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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          Replying to @Intrinsic29

          People should simultaneously care a lot more & take everything a lot less seriously. Discernment & desire are the keystones of the human experience & the drivers of all progress; we get them through play; most people are phoning in both

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