You don’t have to entertain conspiracy theories, but if you don’t, (a) you’re unnecessarily boring & (b) you won’t enjoy the motivational benefits of having someone out to get you
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If you wanna confine a bunch of chickens in tight quarters, you breed and/or drug for docility. It’s the humane thing to do when you’re keeping a dramatically denser population than evolved traits were meant to serve. Unrelated: what on earth is going on with testosterone levels?
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Guarantee you dudes would care about having the t levels of an 85-year-old man circa 1940 if it were the work of testicle-stealing aliens or whatevs. Conspiracies = agents. Agents make you care. As it stands your own emasculation isn’t good for much more than a middling Vox piece
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Imagine if the only people who act like aliens are stealing everyone's balls are crazies who believe in ball-stealing aliens, & while the functional equivalent may actually be happening The Intellectuals would sooner hand over their own balls than miss an opportunity to be smug
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Obesity? (Might be bi-directional though. Or non-causal.)
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Some combination of obesity, disrupted sleep, and possibly xenoestrogens.
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xenoestrogens effect mainly women, correct?
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Gah, nobody gets this question right. It’s “un-chickeny” to keep chickens in tight quarters, not inhumane. What’s inhumane is keeping people in tight quarters.
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Love how the comments so far assume you really meant "unrelated"
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Re: unrelated Up in women, down in men? (and chickens)
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