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    Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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    If you wanna confine a bunch of chickens in tight quarters, you breed and/or drug for docility. It’s the humane thing to do when you’re keeping a dramatically denser population than evolved traits were meant to serve. Unrelated: what on earth is going on with testosterone levels?

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      2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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        You don’t have to entertain conspiracy theories, but if you don’t, (a) you’re unnecessarily boring & (b) you won’t enjoy the motivational benefits of having someone out to get you

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      3. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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        Guarantee you dudes would care about having the t levels of an 85-year-old man circa 1940 if it were the work of testicle-stealing aliens or whatevs. Conspiracies = agents. Agents make you care. As it stands your own emasculation isn’t good for much more than a middling Vox piece

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      4. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 20 Mar 2019
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        Imagine if the only people who act like aliens are stealing everyone's balls are crazies who believe in ball-stealing aliens, & while the functional equivalent may actually be happening The Intellectuals would sooner hand over their own balls than miss an opportunity to be smug

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      1. ƨꭋɘƨꭋɘvdo‏ @obversers 20 Mar 2019
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        Replying to @webdevMason

        Obesity? (Might be bi-directional though. Or non-causal.)

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      2. "Lid On Likes" Derek‏ @PereGrimmer 20 Mar 2019
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        Some combination of obesity, disrupted sleep, and possibly xenoestrogens.

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      3. Mark Dawes‏ @mdawes2 20 Mar 2019
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        Replying to @PereGrimmer @webdevMason

        xenoestrogens effect mainly women, correct?

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        Gah, nobody gets this question right. It’s “un-chickeny” to keep chickens in tight quarters, not inhumane. What’s inhumane is keeping people in tight quarters.

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      1. Jon‏ @jonsjournals 20 Mar 2019
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        Love how the comments so far assume you really meant "unrelated"

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        Re: unrelated Up in women, down in men? (and chickens)

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