It's very weird to tell all your cool, smart & successful male friends that they should donate to sperm banks when everyone already knows that you're likely to be in the market for sperm yourself, so just like... yes I am subtweeting you and yes you should donate sperm
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Replying to @webdevMason
The problem is, if I donate sperm, it bars the option of the life of crime. The more descendants enter their DNA into a database, the easier it is to identify me.
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Replying to @axonotl
I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's OK for you to not have kids
4:59 PM - 19 Mar 2019
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