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It's very weird to tell all your cool, smart & successful male friends that they should donate to sperm banks when everyone already knows that you're likely to be in the market for sperm yourself, so just like... yes I am subtweeting you and yes you should donate sperm
tbc last I checked, sperm banks select for tall normcore-educated men who lie about their distant and not-so-distant relatives' health conditions, so acceptance is not necessarily in the cards & is probably not a very good proxy for much
I was wondering how that saga was going
"donate" madam, i believe in capitalism
in the US, "donors" often do get a token fee - boosting supply (along with other US tech/deregulation/demographic advantages) making the US an exporter, especially to countries which prohibit fees –https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/aug/15/americas-hottest-export-sperm-fertility …
This may be the most refined horniness on main we will ever see.
To be clear, I do not want to fuck almost any of you
I could, but it's like, 20 years from now I get a "new relative" message from 23andMe and then it's just a whole lot of drama.
The best subtweets are like the middle chapters of a novel still being written. Best of luck on finding a happy en(ALL REVERSE, ALL REVERSE, DANGER AHEAD).
The problem is, if I donate sperm, it bars the option of the life of crime. The more descendants enter their DNA into a database, the easier it is to identify me.
I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's OK for you to not have kids
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