Pretty sure Jack Dorsey is what happens when a press release wishes to be a real boy hard enough
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"But what do you think abou—" "I can stop you right there; whatever it is, I agree with you, it's absolutely my responsibility, and I've done a terrible job. It's clear that there's a lot of work to be done." "Bu—" "I brought a willow switch in case it would help to flog me."
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Replying to @webdevMason
When I hear language like that from CEOs, I translate it as <<I recognize that this is the only permitted answer>> Which I can't really blame them for? ie, I feel like that's the only way of declining to have an impossible argument. I don't know what else they're supposed to do.
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Replying to @juliagalef
Yep, as a representative of the stakeholders — e.g. human press release — this is all he can do. Truly. But I do wish he’d go rogue
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Replying to @webdevMason @juliagalef
Blink 3 times if you’re being held against your will
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I’m momentarily free and eternally disappointed
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