Pretty sure Jack Dorsey is what happens when a press release wishes to be a real boy hard enough
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When I hear language like that from CEOs, I translate it as <<I recognize that this is the only permitted answer>> Which I can't really blame them for? ie, I feel like that's the only way of declining to have an impossible argument. I don't know what else they're supposed to do.
Yep, as a representative of the stakeholders — e.g. human press release — this is all he can do. Truly. But I do wish he’d go rogue
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Blink 3 times if you’re being held against your will
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I’m momentarily free and eternally disappointed
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What would going rogue have looked like to you?
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We are going to live to regret you putting willow switches in his head. “Here’s my blog post about spending the last month in a monastery self-flagellating...”
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