My dog scratched me in the face in a way that’d look SUPER BADASS if I got a scar, but guys in the process of trying to take a selfie to show you I was forced to confront the fact that I am physically incapable of looking menacing :(
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Replying to @webdevMason
Wait wait ...super heroin backstory: it was the last tear you cried, it marked it’s final decent along your face,being too caring for too long took its toll... And now you have become can-I-speak-to-the-manger-person

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