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My dog scratched me in the face in a way that’d look SUPER BADASS if I got a scar, but guys in the process of trying to take a selfie to show you I was forced to confront the fact that I am physically incapable of looking menacing :(
That's... that's the menacing shot?
I tried :(
Wait wait ...super heroin backstory: it was the last tear you cried, it marked it’s final decent along your face,being too caring for too long took its toll...
And now you have become can-I-speak-to-the-manger-person 
I can picture you poisoning an intimate, if that helps.
It does
I had no idea you were 15.
Maybe... A different scene would help? One with fewer books, botanical posters, and airpods?
The airpods will be buried with me
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