Obvious Tinder date next to me. “I am very, very good at putting people in their place by, like, the way I word stuff in emails.” Dead on behalf of adjacent female
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You don't Know he might be telling the truth! Carefully...
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Always a treat. In the heart of upscale socal I have the pleasure of watching grotesque men creepily caressing the crevices of the world’s most attractive young women while I choke down a beer and bury my face in twitter.
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