New hobby is applying to random tech jobs, reporting myself as a felon, and writing this in the explanation sectionhttps://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1091129364903874560 …
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Millennials and their... Falcons
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But you never really flew a falcon illegally, so in falsely reporting yourself as a felony falcon flyer you are committing a FAL-CON on the employer.
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Underrated tweet
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One of my favorite obscure facts to whip out is that if you fly first class on Emirates, you can get a perch for your falcon next to your seat.
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