I think my dating problem is that I keep seeing people who are also single past 30. Like, clearly we’re both terrible at this
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Last time I was on OKCupid, I had like 10,000 messages. Couldn’t possibly respond thoughtfully to them all, but I’m still the bad guy when I spam them with an invite to a battle royale for my hand
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Frankly, I haven't found a reason to not be single yet. Maybe it is easier for a guy? I have mothering women friends, newly single friends that need a gap filler, interesting lesbian fem friends I can chill with no sexual energy, etc. Though, new women I find must endure that.
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I wish to produce new humans
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How to sort the suitors in 40 minutes: take the 10,000 dudes and put them into 100 different Fortnite Battle Royale games. Each game will have 1 winner. Take those 100 winners of those games and have a Final Game. Date the winner.
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Footnote 1: This method does not optimize for dating compatibility. It may actually do the opposite.
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Is it a Fortnite battle royal or a real life battle royal? And if a real life battle royal, does the winner then have to defeat you armed with you Katana at the end?
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I still have 2 months until I’m 30 so still way younger... but dated someone in my early 20s for 5 yrs and have been basically single since then. does it mean we suck at this or that we hold out for a really good partner? Bc divorce rate is high and no one wants to f*ck that up.
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There’s an algorithm for this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWib5olGbQ0&feature=share …
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Spoiler: date the first 3,700 men, then marry the next dude that is better than the first 3,700... I know this is a good plan, as it is based on rock solid mathematics.
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Make that 10,001
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