hearing a lot of concern about losing the TSA, which — friendly reminder — the world existed without for the *entire history of aviation* through 2001
you know, I thought it was a reactive and unnecessary move in the beginning, too but I really do think I will come to miss having my butt touched while someone shouts "I'm using the back of my hand"
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aggressive confiscation of my shaving cream has been exhilarating frankly — we are truly living in the future
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I like experimenting with gels of varying consistency what is a liquid, truly? only the TSA knows
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my biggest indignity with TSA was when the scanning machine pinpointed the prominent part of my masculine anatomy as a point of concern. the officer had me look at the screen with the yellow square clearly over the tip of said anatomy and he said: 1/
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"i have to run the back of my hand over that location." he clearly did not want to do this, so i said "if you don't want to do this and i don't want you doing this, then why are we doing this?" 2/
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Ever had them explain that due to their machine beeping they will now do it again, but this time use the front of their hand? It's priceless.
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Oh c’mon. Who doesn’t enjoy a free massage? Lean into it and pleasantly sigh a few times and the screening tends to move along much quicker.
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