For my next trick… I shall proceed to THINK… using only… a HUMAN BRAIN! (audience gasps)
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This is more or less what I consider to be the story of my life and what I think every day when I wake up in the morning. It’s all just one long magic show where I exhibit the most amazing toaster I can build from dynamite and live squirrels.
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Good to know I'm not the only one wondering why I have to spend all day being totally fine with being a pretty shitty calculator made out of squishy stuff
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Maybe you’re a bad calculator. But you’re a very broad-thinking calculator capable of self-denigration. That’s gotta be worth something...
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