intellectually I know that I do not summon new neighbors by watching them on the internet, but likepic.twitter.com/DcBFGZH1qQ
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1. last night I fell down a Youtube rabbit hole; watched ~50,000 hours of one woman ranting on dating 2. just ran into her in my hall 3. and then thought no, that did not happen that is not how the internet works 4. but I'm looking at her videos and WE HAVE THE SAME CABINETRYpic.twitter.com/0GyOqVnPMH
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My family rented a condo down the coast for the holidays. Just arrived. Goddammit.pic.twitter.com/0I6jmMqSfs
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The simulation can only support so many fleshed out characters, so you run into them more often that you'd expect to.
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I went to a new city, at short notice, for the first time. I went to a salad bar and got into a conversation with the server (Keiko). A few hours later I went to Starbucks and Keiko was the barista who served me.
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Are you sure this isn't a Fight Club situation?
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it genuinely might be, Steven.
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Loved your TED talk.
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Every renter in the Bay Area has that cabinetry.
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I'm pretty sure that's IKEA. Could be anywhere, really.
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