Accepting applications now for the fempocalypse, spaces are limitedhttps://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/810162542160920576 …
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“You know, sometimes I think you only listen to me because of the whip and the rottweilers. It’s hurtful. I need you to think about that.”
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Yeah, laugh it up now, boys. Soon we’ll crack the Jar Opener robot. Thus ends your testosterone-enabled reign once and for all
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I know this was a joke but it’s too important not to share: if you pop a butter knife or spoon in between the jar and lid, then lever it against the jar a bit, the seal will pop and it’ll open easily
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Not that I would ever want to encourage buying stuff from Holland & Barrett, but if the Jar Opening bots don't work out - there's a backup plan: https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/pip-nut-peanut-butter-squeeze-pack-60006630 …
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Great, now my obsolescence is a race between the invention of jar-opening robots and cats developing opposable thumbs.
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Cats and robots...
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