I am tired of dating but open to being kidnapped by some sort of prince
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I honestly can't tell if this just isn't nearly as hilarious as I find it, or if the 92% of my followers with a penis are like, "yep, not touching that one with a 10-foot pole."
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Replying to @webdevMason
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain, I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far.
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Replying to @wilshipley
haha, I'd forgotten all about that
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