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    1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 8 Dec 2018
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      I am tired of dating but open to being kidnapped by some sort of prince

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    2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 8 Dec 2018
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      I honestly can't tell if this just isn't nearly as hilarious as I find it, or if the 92% of my followers with a penis are like, "yep, not touching that one with a 10-foot pole."

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    3. Eliezer Yudkowsky‏Verified account @ESYudkowsky 8 Dec 2018
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      It’s genuinely hard to tell how ironically you meant it. That particular opinion spectrum has a very wide range from not even slightly ironic to totally ironic.

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    4. Eliezer Yudkowsky‏Verified account @ESYudkowsky 8 Dec 2018
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      For the record, I feel like I am too tired and busy for most dating, and I would only kidnap a princess if that was somehow easier. That said, if I were putting in the effort and could afford servants for you, I think you’d make a lovely kidnapped princess.

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      Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 9 Dec 2018
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      Replying to @cognitivicta @ESYudkowsky

      psssh, civilians

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        2. Lulie‏ @reasonisfun 9 Dec 2018
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          This seems both true and an apparently unsolved problem in romance theory. I wonder how the memes evolved to get us to this state? Feels as though it's some hacky solution to some problem that arose out of the settling chaos of post-60s dating norms trying to find their balance.

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