I am tired of dating but open to being kidnapped by some sort of prince
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Replying to @webdevMason
Seems like the kind of prince who would do kidnappin' wouldn't be the ideal mate.pic.twitter.com/IXWXPVVg5G
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Replying to @austinmcraig
I mean, he kidnaps, I'm nearly 30. Nobody's perfect, amirite?
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Replying to @webdevMason
(Potentially very misguided or inappropriate) Idea! Look for a (nice) ex-Mormon. No longer dogmatic, likely still monogamous/family focused. No idea where one looks for that though.pic.twitter.com/MSQdd2OQZG
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Replying to @austinmcraig @webdevMason
This is an amazing suggestion Another exmo friend & I were just talking last night about how much our POV is still influenced by Mormon values even though we're far past believing the theology
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Replying to @TrevMcKendrick @austinmcraig
I feel like I would make an ex-Mormon wet himself
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I mean, I've never dated me, but I have to imagine that believing in an infallible higher power would help get one through it
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Lol okay you win.
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