I am tired of dating but open to being kidnapped by some sort of prince
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Replying to @webdevMason
Seems like the kind of prince who would do kidnappin' wouldn't be the ideal mate.pic.twitter.com/IXWXPVVg5G
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Replying to @austinmcraig
I mean, he kidnaps, I'm nearly 30. Nobody's perfect, amirite?
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Replying to @webdevMason
(Potentially very misguided or inappropriate) Idea! Look for a (nice) ex-Mormon. No longer dogmatic, likely still monogamous/family focused. No idea where one looks for that though.pic.twitter.com/MSQdd2OQZG
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Replying to @austinmcraig @webdevMason
This is an amazing suggestion Another exmo friend & I were just talking last night about how much our POV is still influenced by Mormon values even though we're far past believing the theology
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Replying to @TrevMcKendrick @austinmcraig
I feel like I would make an ex-Mormon wet himself
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Replying to @webdevMason @TrevMcKendrick
Maybe a current missionary, probably not an exmo.pic.twitter.com/lGlRr1BXc9
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If... I understood your meaning. May not have.
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Replying to @austinmcraig @TrevMcKendrick
Probably did! I'm essentially a feral creature. Mormon is like, peak civ
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People get like two weeks into dating me and they're like, *I don't know what this being is, but I guess I better try to appease it with... food? Does it want food? YES OKAY IT WANTS FOOD.*
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