I am tired of dating but open to being kidnapped by some sort of prince
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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People get like two weeks into dating me and they're like, *I don't know what this being is, but I guess I better try to appease it with... food? Does it want food? YES OKAY IT WANTS FOOD.*
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