I am tired of dating but open to being kidnapped by some sort of prince
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I honestly can't tell if this just isn't nearly as hilarious as I find it, or if the 92% of my followers with a penis are like, "yep, not touching that one with a 10-foot pole."
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Hey, I gave ya a relatable!https://twitter.com/RotemEren/status/1071581163163213824 …
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I thought it was funny but don't use the like feature
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huh, what's that like?
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I have looked into arranging kidnapping scenes and it seems incredibly difficult to me...
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it's becoming fashionable in some adjacent sectors to express the sentiment unironically
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where does the 92% come from? twitter analytics?
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i mean, after that pmarca "twitter likes" article, you gotta be careful out here
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It’s genuinely hard to tell how ironically you meant it. That particular opinion spectrum has a very wide range from not even slightly ironic to totally ironic.
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For the record, I feel like I am too tired and busy for most dating, and I would only kidnap a princess if that was somehow easier. That said, if I were putting in the effort and could afford servants for you, I think you’d make a lovely kidnapped princess.
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I can literally feel the tension through my screen
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