I honestly can't tell if this just isn't nearly as hilarious as I find it, or if the 92% of my followers with a penis are like, "yep, not touching that one with a 10-foot pole."
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Is there an app for that?
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Six months working for a divorce and family law attorney here has confirmed for me that LA’s reputation as the least datable city on planet earth is a spectacular understatement.
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Seems like the kind of prince who would do kidnappin' wouldn't be the ideal mate.pic.twitter.com/IXWXPVVg5G
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I mean, he kidnaps, I'm nearly 30. Nobody's perfect, amirite?
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I’d @ him, but I don’t think Hans-Adam II is on Twitter. If you’re into cars though, maybe a Grimaldi would be more your thing.
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Be careful what you wish for. Riyadh is no place for a free-spirited girl with an adventurous wardrobe (too dark?)
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