Me: So anyway I don’t remember the last dream all that well, maybe she’s bluffing Friend: The girl in your dream? Me: Me: Yeah
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Just woke up from a dream in which a stranger accosted me. When I threatened her, she referenced ANOTHER dream I’d had *at least a year ago* in which she and I had met and I’d accidentally given her my master password So yeah, being cyber-blackmailed by my own subconscious now
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This is why I change my dream passwords every three months.
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Inception is real!
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+1 bonus point, which may be redeem on any statistic.
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My dreams are long-running TV shows. Some stories run for more than a decade, and develop continuously, with the occasional paradigm shift.
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would make a good movie
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On top of that, she even has the same fingerprints as you
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And people say it's safe to do astral projection smh...
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Therapist: so how long have you been having sexual fantasies about women? Mason: what? Therapist: *brings out big dream book then points out being cyber blackmailed by a woman means you’re having sexual fantasies about women.* Mason: what? Therapist: sorry your time is up
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