No judgment, if I become sufficiently wealthy Indiana Jones himself will struggle to escape my tasteful gatherings without inadvertently blacking out the whole neighborhood grid & being verbally abused by my Japanese toilet
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Rich people demonstrate their dominance over visiting plebes by installing increasingly complex programmable light switches in their private homes. If you’ve been invited to a fancy dinner party, start peeing in the dark now to reduce the home team advantage
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If the guests pee all over the floor, who, do you think, wins?
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Complex light switches are so 2000. Cool kids these days have lights switching on and off automatically as you enter the room, adjusting brightness and warmth to time of day, and leaving you an option to regulate it further with a simple button, an app, or Google Home.
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This is so true.
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Cell phone flashlights were invented just for this problem Battery dead? Potted plants are your new friend
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Wise advice. 21st century survival skills now include peeing in pitch black.
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