Book: "That's quite a set of stacks you have there! I'm glad to be owned by a gentleman & scholar."
Me: [pulls out X-acto knife] "I will free you from the shackles of the flesh and you will live forever in the Cloud."
Book: 
Book: I'm first edition, please be gentle Me: *dual-wielding highlighter & pen* I'm afraid you're in no position to negotiate
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This started dark, and got a whole lot darker.
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I do that too
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